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دیدنی-طنز-خنده - پیغام گیر تلفن پدربزرگ و مادر بزرگ ها
پنجشنبه 21 بهمن 1389  01:59 قبل از ظهر
نوع مطلب: (طنز ،كركر‌(ker ker) ،) توسط: سوشیانت

ما اکنون در دسترس نیستیم؛ لطفا" بعد از شنیدن صدای بوق پیغام بگذارید:

اگر شما یکی از بچه های ما هستید؛ شماره 1 را فشار دهید.

اگر می خواهید بچه تان را نگه داریم؛ شماره 2 را فشار دهید.

اگر می خواهید ماشین را قرض بگیرید؛ شماره 3 را فشار دهید.

اگر می خواهید لباسهایتان را تعمیر کنیم؛ شماره 4 را فشار دهید.

اگر می خواهید بچه تان امشب پیش ما بخوابد؛ شماره 5 را فشار دهید.

اگر می خواهید بچه تان را از مدرسه برداریم ؛ شماره 6 را فشار دهید.

اگر می خواهید برای مهمانان آخر هفته تان غذا درست کنیم ؛ شماره 7 را فشار دهید.

اگر می خواهید امشب برای شام بیایید؛ شماره 8 را فشار دهید.

اگر پول می خواهید؛ شماره 9 را فشار دهید.

اما اگر می خواهید ما را برای شام دعوت کنید یا ما را به گردش ببرید، بگویید، ما داریم گوش می کنیم !!!!


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